Apparently there is going to be an apocalypse some time between now and September 2015. I won’t bore you with details, but it’s something about a blood moon and zombie deities.
First off, I will say that if you are going to prophecy an apocalypse, you should be specific about the timeframe. Should I do laundry this weekend? Do I need to finish my budgeting for this quarter? Or will we all be melted in a burning lake of righteous lava, so I should probably just finish watching Lawrence of Arabia so there’s not ONE MORE THING to be all judgy about when I reach the turnstile into the fluffy golden Beyond. A few days make a difference.
Although I suppose, given the vast number of failed apocalypse predictions, you can’t blame them for cushioning in some wiggle room. Otherwise they might look silly.